baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

this is gospel for the fallen ones…

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown